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By Ducati - 10/08/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
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Tubasaurus 0

I think a safety test should be required to handle stun guns. Too many stupid people think they are harmless.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I don't care what kind of place you live (dangerous or not) or how low voltage it was, it is awesome you bought her a stun gun. I would dance if anyone ever bought me one. So awesome. FYL for bitchy girlfriend, you were only thinking of her.

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ZleveL 0

if she tazed his marble sack THEN it would be ouch

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mystic_star 0

you can just buy tasers in the US? only police allowed em in australia

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xNephilim 18

Ah, I'm sort of torn between a YDI for giving it to her and a FYL because that's actually really cute because you obviously care about her safebeing. Ok, nevermind. It's an obvious FYL for TWO reasons. 1: Your gf is obviously extremely stupid. 2: It was cute and she's stupid.

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mrmerino 0

what the hell? bitch

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OHnathanIO 4

I hope you were smart enough to secure the stun gun BEFORE you told her how much of a bitch she is.

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deathluv11 0

that definitlyy sounds like something I would say lmao!

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Jem777 6

I ******* hate it when people do dumb shit then blame it on someone else!

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fml_mu 10

Take it back from her and then stun her!!! Then tell her that you corrected your mistake! :)

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