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By Ducati - 10/08/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
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Tubasaurus 0

I think a safety test should be required to handle stun guns. Too many stupid people think they are harmless.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I don't care what kind of place you live (dangerous or not) or how low voltage it was, it is awesome you bought her a stun gun. I would dance if anyone ever bought me one. So awesome. FYL for bitchy girlfriend, you were only thinking of her.

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Jimboom 11

In this case it would be more like "Don't taze me Ho!"

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greenltrn2003 0

^hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

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cola87 0

You don't need to be certified to own on of those? I guess not. Sucks for you.

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AnnieLennox1954 0

FYL! YDI only if you had prior knowledge as to the extent of her dipshittiness before you bought it. My best friend bought me a stun gun for my birthday and I sure as **** didn't tase him with it.

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themixedt4pe 0

Is she blonde? Seriously dude, that sucks...

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som_fml 0

wait. well which was it - a tazer or a stun gun? Stun guns emit electricity directly. Tazers shoot friggin BARBS into your CHEST through your flesh and THEN electrocute you. I'm assuming you mean the first one.

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thelonelylurker 0

Stun-gun the bitch, then dump her.

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BeeSkwaird 0

I bought a gf a stun gun once and asked her to test it on me (to make sure it was strong enough and that she would be ready to use it in an emergency), and she wouldn't do it! She was very happy for the gift, though.

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pinkuggs4ever 0

Awwww She sounds cute. It's not her fault.

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Vaetrus 0

Does not sound cute, come here and I'll give you a dose. I just hope what she said was meant to be a joke and she knew it was totally her fault. You don't just use a weapon, even if it looks like a toy, on someone to prove them wrong. Test it on yourself rather.

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Tchernov9 0

Who the hell buys a stun gun for a gift?! I mean, yes it's very nice to have for security, but really nobody is going to be close close to you anymore.

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