By minecraftwilldie - 02/06/2011 16:52 - United States

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Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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shadowsofthefall 0

oh I get it, it's because minecraft sucks

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GreeneyedWonder 0

I'm sorry, but the nerd in me must say that there is nothing more exciting than finding a diamond supply in minecraft.

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awesomegirl2s98 1

I know. I have X-ray vision, So I can find it whenever I want :) :) :)

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Levvy 22

Maybe he just doesn't want to have sex with a pallid, shrill, castrating banshee who demands sex via "ultimatum".

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kaittt123 0

minecraft is not a game, it's a lifestyle.

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decerpitexsilent 0

haha...I know how that feels...but if you really want it, slip on a little sexy something and try to seduce him. it's worked fir me on several occasions

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Alexhandr 0

I'm a geek. Super gaming geek/nerd, w/e you wanna call it. But I've got to say, if my girlfriend said, "sex or MineCraft," I'd choose sex. Call me a typical guy, and don't get me wrong, Minecraft is the stuff, I love it... but it's that or hot intimacy with my sweetheart. She wins, I don't care if she's wearing a sexy outfit or not.

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raboof 4

Funny how different this looks when switching the gender: "Today, I gave my wife an ultimatum: either she could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, she spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft." For some reason in both variations at first glance it seems the man is the asshole - **** Our Lives :).

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