Intimacy: Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex...

By minecraftwilldie - 02/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 08:00

Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By Uhg - 10/03/2019 02:00

Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML

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Gamer watch

By kristajoy2001 - 01/09/2019 00:02

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML

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I need a new strategy

By Anonymous - 16/11/2023 10:00

Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML

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Antoine_Dodson 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:30

Correction: he's a creeper.

XplicitJesus 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:27

im guessing you havent either?

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deathkid1 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:34

minecraft ftw!!

EpicDuck44 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:01

minecraft beats all

ChaoticPanda1 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 18:13

is it bragging when I say my bf would pick me? hehe still dump his ass Hun,

ChaoticPanda1 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 18:13

is it bragging when I say my bf would pick me? hehe still dump his ass Hun,

mrsmorris 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 14:04

Wow... sounds like my ex husband!

jsullivan6x 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:58

wow sounds like he iz a floppy **** get a new one video games dont take priority over sex thats just unmanly

bmallet99 0

Monday 1 August 2011 6:38

Now do the same thing next time he asks

Juxta_ 2

Wednesday 3 August 2011 3:15

Damn, lol no game would keep me from sex

ramband2009 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 10:48

Divorce that stupid lazy mufu.

jaxy15 9

Saturday 8 October 2011 12:06

He didn't wanna have sex, how does that warrant a ******* divorce?!

nickfraxer 0

Monday 8 August 2011 20:40

Not a very effective ultimatum...

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Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML

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Today, the cute coworker who's been flirting with me drove me home. While I was contemplating asking him to kiss me, he politely told me to, "Please get out, I promised my girlfriend I'd pick her up." FML

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Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

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