By outagrand - 01/08/2009 14:08 - Australia

Today, I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it, in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is and what to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank because my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can for receipts under the ATM. FML
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Tiefling_Tasha 0

Wow, definitely FYL. And punch your mom for us.

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Nevrmore 0

Pre-Prepared Deposit Envelope... "That's another complaint of mine - too much use of this prefix "pre". It's all over the language now — "pre"-this, "pre"-that, place the turkey in a "pre-heated" oven. It's ridiculous! There are only two states an oven can possibly exist in: Heated or unheated! "Pre-heated" is a meaningless ******* term! It's like "pre-recorded" — "This program was pre-recorded." Well, of course it was pre-recorded! When else are you gonna record it, afterwards? That's the whole purpose of recording; to do it beforehand! Otherwise it doesn't really work, does it? "Pre-existing", "pre-planning", "pre-screening" — you know what I tell these people? Pre-suck my genital situation! And they seem to understand what I'm talking about." -George Carlin

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bigcac 0

why the **** would you let your mom do it? especially if you had to explain in detail, a seemingly simple and mindless task... your fault for trusting an idiot...

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giganticbrain 0

If you're so desperately calling banks, then why the hell are you spending the time to talk about it on FML?

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kelsey_drives 0

you know it takes less than a minute to write three lines of text. calm down.

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redxapplexoxo 0

Your mom's a dumbass.

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fabbitsrabbit 0

i agree. ur mom fails at...life.

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Benlvsceleste 0

YDI for letting someone else handle $1200 of your money.....so you have $1200, but you still nopt only live at home, but have your mother run your errands???: Really, and the folks on here are calling the MOM dumb????

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fabbitsrabbit 0

WTF?! sexist asshole.

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cherrypieguy 0

Im not a trollvbutcydivfor saying fortnightly and not biweekly.

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cherrypieguy 0

sorry typign on ipod

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KiwiDingo 0

not everyone is American dumbass. other countries call it fortnightly.

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lorchan 0

You rock just for using the word 'fortnightly'

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PirateXxEsque 0

It's an aussie thing to use fortnightly. I've never seen anyone say 'bi-weekly' Was it the Commonwealth by any chance? Cause I can see that happening at their atms.

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