By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
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NorfolkDude 2

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

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youaresofucked 0

slap some bondage on her and screw her to the wall. you should probably get rid of that cat, too.

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GubuntoidOSX 0

I don't understand why people like/adopt/buy cats. They aren't pack animals, they aren't loyal, and they're not very smart at all. Kittens are fun to watch, but in terms of interaction, cats are total garbage. Dogs FTW.

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xNephilim 18

My cat loved human interaction. He was a cuddler. My aunt's dog never cuddled. He was antisocial.

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poolshark 0

Is anyone else tired of reading about people's cats? I feel like any day now, the category options will be: love money kids work health sex miscellaneous cat

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cinnamania 3

Maybe she was joking? Or she said it because it was purring?

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wienerwagon 0

#8, leave the internet forever. Anything that can't talk to you can rightfully be called an "it". To everyone bitching about the box, you do realize that he was most likely talking about some sort of pet carrier, right? I hate everybody on this site.

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FTL 0

#54 wrote: "I don't understand why people like/adopt/buy cats. They aren't pack animals, they aren't loyal, and they're not very smart at all. Kittens are fun to watch, but in terms of interaction, cats are total garbage. Dogs FTW." You've got to be kidding me. I'm sorry that cats don't like you, but my cat adores me. Very smart, very loyal, very affectionate. I love dogs, too, but I seem to bond more with cats.

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lmmmr 0

Actually #37, that is the exact reason that personal pronouns exist. And OP, you, sir, are officially the whiniest FML contributor in the history of the website. Including the 14 year old girls who's crushes think they're icky and the obese people who got called fat. Way to go. Seriously. A cat scratched me and my wife made a joke FML!!!! Grow up.

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