By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
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NorfolkDude 2

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

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beatlesislove 2

why did you put the cat in a box? YDI. retard

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jumpgurl23 0

lol ur wife is wonderful

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maXairMike 0

What did we learn today? Don't get a cat. Dogs are much better.

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nonotme 0

YDI, don't put animals in a box retard.

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grazynaanka 0

#6 you should meet my dog. then you'd be begging for a cat. lol. OP: will we be seeing you on divorce court anytime soon?

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shadow_moses 0

you should of smacked her in the face and said "good fist"

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freedove11 0

ha that was funny and ya dogs are better but i like cats too

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hahaha6 0

#42 and 46- before you just off and call someone a retard...... most times, the place where you get the cat (i.e. pet store, humane society) will give you a box carrier.... he didnt man-handle a cat into a box with no air holes..... at least, don't just assume that and spread your stupidity oops, i mean opinions around.

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