By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
I agree, your life sucks 531
You deserved it 83

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That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

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meandmoi_fml 0

Why are internet people so much dumber than real people The OP doesn't think his life is ****** because this happened. He thinks it's funny, put it in FML context, and shared it. And it is funny, so he wins over all of you. You people who always say "not an FML quit whining" make me hate the world. What did you miss growing up that made you so stupid. When I read someone say "a cat isn't an it" I also become very angry.

Hahaha, you deserved it for putting the poor thing in a box. Put a bow on it next time instead.

thats what you get for putting the cat in a box

LuxLisbon_fml 0

Am I the only one who never thought 'FML' means the OP truly believes their entire life is ****** beyond belief, but instead is just a funny way of sharing the general crap that happens to all of us? I'm getting so sick of reading comments that are some variation on 'I don't see how your life is ******'. This is pretty funny, but if you're gentle around the cat it should get used to you in time; it's in a new environment and is bound to be a bit unnerved. Some rescued cats are nervous of men if it was a man that mistreated them.

Ahahahaha I would've said the same thing. But awww, you got her a kitty. How sweet! :)

ch_kisama 0

YDI for putting the cat in the box. I get scratched by my cats for less all the time...get used to it

...was this like a gift box, or a cat carrier that it didn't mind getting into in the first place? Either way, I approve of your wife's sense of humor.