By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
I agree, your life sucks 531
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NorfolkDude 2

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

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brasileirinha 0

Lmao #55. One day they'll have a category for both cats and like... a whole category for masturbation in itself. There are so many stories about that on here

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defiantawakening 0

#58; so people who are mute need to be referred to as "it"? That's probably one of the most close-minded statements I've ever heard. If you hate everyone on this site, don't come on it. By the way, I don't see how this is an FML. Nothing permanently affecting your life has been ****** with. Shit, a cat scratched your leg & your wife made a joke. FYL? No.

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ny1996 0

get a sense of humor, when i come home my dad always tells my dog to attack me!

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l0st4lif3 0

looks like you got two ******* in need of training

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MmmHotWaffles 0

the cat is called a "pussy",...your wife has a "pussy".. maybe thats why they were automatically friends..

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imbtrtenu 8

get a dog... and #8 is infact a "pussy"

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MoonTiger 4

Cats are the devil's creation, gotta love those furballs ^^

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fuckXemoXkids 0

doesnt anyone on this freakin website understand SARCASM???????

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