Animals: Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got... - FML

By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Monday 11 May 2009 20:36

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

justdance45 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:34

LOL such a loving wife. FYL

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stinkybutt 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:27

hahahahaha. i certainly hope the kitty grows on you!

shay_wat 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:00

ahhaha thats funny my cat does that to me and my brother sometimes cept im the 1 gettin riped up my cat LOVE ME SOO MUCH.... ^^

babawaba 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:21

That cat is awesome

shan789mudge 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:17

haha! that made me laugh

Gatch_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:33

Kill it

Richocet 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:58

Haha I can totally relate to that on your wifes side my cat hates my dad and I encourage it because it's really entertaining

_mcs_ 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:01

That's pretty hilarious. xD

great_lawl 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:39

8- There is absolutely nothing wrong with that sentence, nice try.

UTRocket 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:48

lol! sorry dude #8 STFU!

Jellybones 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 6:43

Thank you, #61. How the **** is this an FML? A cat scratched you. I don't understand how shit like this makes it through. Also, cats are one of the lamest pets that you can ever get.

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