Cars, Cops and Transportation: Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop...

By italy1986 - 13/04/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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By tanisLX - 25/10/2014 21:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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xsweetlysour 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:55

Ahahaa. Dude, they get scared if you do that. LOL cop fail!

Mortal_Light 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:00

Dude, don't open the door unless the cop asks you to. YDI.

Comments

roflcopter1 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:01

...maybe if u didnt tint your windows more than legally allowed u wouldnt have this problem

ksackal91 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 5:13

How do you know it's not legally allowed in New Jersey? Different places have different laws.

voiceofreason2 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 2:30

Not allowed on front windows in NJ. None. Period. Op deserved it

thatguynamedsky 32

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:35

it didn't say front windows...

crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 5 September 2016 4:44

When a cop approaches your car do you roll down your back window?? Thick...

Tri_fml 5

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:02

@ #4 - 20% isn't that dark at all. Is well within legal limits and counts as a light tint o.o

Becca_BooP 8

Monday 21 January 2013 14:26

Actually the lower the number the darker the tint, I just had this conversation last night with a cop (also a good friend) 20% is dark and in a lot of states illegal, in my state anything lower then 32% is illegal.

Ash1179 17

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:19

indeed, it goes on light penetration (20%= 20% light can get through)

sincerelysarah 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:03

Faaailll

xir0nm4n 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:03

Dude, I would have done the exact same thing.

chiccadora 0

Friday 11 March 2011 3:48

your abbs r amazing! ;)

damoDYNAMITE 0

Monday 4 April 2011 16:55

what abs? xD

AlexAnn87 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 8:06

Dude! I looked at ur profile and well I know where u live hahaha well where in Texas bc my aunt lives there hahaha strange!

CoDandBlowjobs 8

Friday 15 November 2013 22:54

Well someone's thirsty

racketracer 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:02

wow, i love it

jew_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:03

total YDI. ruining for your window is far more appealing than getting shot in the head.

sarahvalasco 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:03

wow that sucks at least you didn't ruin your tint

reefers 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:06

#7- i dont think you've ever gotten your windows tinted? lemme guess your benz that daddy bought you already had the exact tint you asked for. they recommend 24-48 hours without rolling down your windows to prevent bubbles and/or scratches in the tint. Cops are paranoid idiots that profile.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:56

Cops are not paranoid idiots. Become one and see how ******* hard it is for yourself. I'm not a cop myself, and I don't understand how it feels to be one, but I can see why they fear for their lives, because their job is more dangerous than how it's portrayed on TV and in movies. People need to shut the **** up with that "cops are stupid" bullshit.

T1A2Z3 34

Friday 16 February 2018 12:32

I mean maybe if everyone in America didn't carry a gun, cops included this crazy stuff wouldn't happen.

Tick_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:10

LOLLL. funny as hell!

sbcpunkrocker 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:10

#20 - tint is unnecessary, stupid and draws attention to your vehicle. It has nothing to do with luxury or wealth OP - you deserved it. You turned and faced a cop after exiting your car, how else do you think he is going to interpret it?