Love: Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook...

By married and hates - 19/12/2010 18:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

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Misplaced fury

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 15:00

Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML

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mona_is_here 10

Monday 20 December 2010 0:37

Unless your wife has serious self-esteem and jealousy issues, you can still explain it to her.

LoveMySoldier82 0

Monday 20 December 2010 0:41

Should have been rude about it. That way, you don't have to worry about your ex and your wife will feel good that you "really told her!" Besides she is an ex... who care? Tell her your heart was able to somehow move on and you found someone you love and actually want to marry.

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teeaitch 2

Monday 20 December 2010 0:50

Mona is here and Mona is stunning.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 20 December 2010 1:40

She's also up there. ^

skyeyez9 24

Monday 20 December 2010 0:52

Change your phone number or block the ex from calling. Remove her from your fb page.

thew_fml 14

Monday 20 December 2010 1:06

theOP didn't say whispering, he said quietly. some people are friendly, or at least not hostile, to ex's. and thats ok. the wife needs to learn to trust. love without trust is not love

very_ugly_girl 0

Monday 20 December 2010 1:11

Who does not do that. I love talking to other men while my husband is around, Turns me on.

yazmi_09 3

Monday 20 December 2010 2:14

you sound like a dumb ass, and besides if you're a "very_ugly_girl" how do you even have other men to talk to?

zenti 2

Monday 20 December 2010 2:31

She puts out on the first date?

yazmi_09 3

Monday 20 December 2010 4:17

hmm good point zenti! I'm guessing if she has low self esteem she prolly does

FML_cutiepie 0

Monday 20 December 2010 5:34

what is wrong with u !!!???!!! u say this then you say that ......... r u ok CAN ANYBODY FIND OUT WHATS WRONG WITH HER (If that is a her)

yazmi_09 3

Monday 20 December 2010 6:38

I think she has a multiple personality disorder

FML_cutiepie 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 0:48

me to:)

Ninjafriends 1

Monday 20 December 2010 1:13

A crazy ex and an angry, suspicious wife... and you didn't even get any extra tail.

DakotaCat 4

Monday 20 December 2010 1:33

Your ex needs to piss off

KingOfTheBrocean 2

Monday 20 December 2010 1:44

Why bother picking up for an ex of a long term relationship? It's not going to better your life in any way. There is no such thing a being friends when you have to be so cordial around somebody. You can only speak about neutral topics and explain what's been going on in life and that's it, or else somebody gets angry or jealous. Move on, make REAL friendships with people who aren't trying to own you and are looking out for your best interest. Ex girlfriends are nothing but trouble.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 20 December 2010 1:45

If your current wife is jealous because of the phone call and thinks you're cheating, you might want to take a serious look at the kinds of women you choose to be a partner. Looks like you traded one psycho for another. Good luck, and thanks for all the fish.