By Gumfanatic302 - 07/05/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 145
You deserved it 3 190

Same thing different taste

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aerials_fml 0

Ah, that's pretty funny. Pretty awkward too. FYL.

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theoldGP 0

#13 ... because peter is slang for penis? that's why. anyways this is f your life and your husbands. :D

angelxcollins 0

I like what #59 said about #52. It's very true. My cousin was always corrected for things she said wrong and would just stop trying to say them.

Wow, this is one of the funniest FMLs I've read... hilarious!

hey would any of you girls want to play with my puter? it has a pretty big hard drive and has no viruses XD

SummerTime98 0

#2 wtf? Hope you're ok :P awwww she's cute. That's how my nephew says computer too :D

Karnezar 2

I swear to god the nicknames people give guys dicks are so retarded.

ahahhahahahhahahhahahahha "peter" aaahahha "puter" that's hilarious !

I don't see how anyone could find any humor in this whatsoever. You guys do realize that this man will have to be investigated now? And if they do proceed to legalize him as a sex offender this will follow him (and his family) around for the rest of his life? This isn't humorous at all. I feel really, really bad. It's not the little girls fault -- a lot of kids screw up [on] words. I'm really sorry. D:

Maybe she does both. #112, get the stick out of your fanny.