By Gumfanatic302 - 07/05/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML
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aerials_fml 0

Ah, that's pretty funny. Pretty awkward too. FYL.

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ihavelectricfeel 0

Ouch, FYL. Definitely.

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failwhatwhat 0

hmmm i wouldnt advise him to go to the next parent-teacher conference..i dont think the teacher would like him too much. 51 wins.

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yaintime21 0

that's actually kind of weird that the teacher doesn't get little kid talk

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emerald_fml 0

Minus the "little shit" comment, I seriously have to agree with #52. Maybe it's not the case in this specific instance, I don't know, but there ARE way too many kids out there who have trouble learning to talk properly because all they hear from adults is baby-babble.

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Oriina 0

And this is just another reason I really hate abbreviations. Don't baby-talk your 4/5/6-year-whatever-old. They mimic. They mimic /everything/. You obviously know this.

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cantth1nk0fnam3 3

i think it's his fml, not yours

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cal27 0

I agree with #52 100%. My parents always treated me and my siblings as though we were actually people with minds and such, instead of babying us and talking as though we wouldn't be able to understand words with more than two syllables. I'm fairly certain that this is why we're all actually able to speak on (and above) the level of most adults. Tl;dr: Don't baby your kids. Don't treat them like they're retarded. Unless they are.

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