Wow #2... I don't know how they do things in Seattle or Canada or wherever you're from, but this FML just got waaaaay too real for me!!

Omfg, this is one of the best FML's ever xD

that happened to me in 3rd grade. i said 'my dad sleeps with me' and for some reason. me being a dumbass 3rd grader i said 'i had sex with my dad'. wow. i didnt even know what sex was bak then.

...LOL! Ouch. Hate it when people think like that.

A similar thing happened to me, one day when my parents were out of town I was babysitting my sister (who was 7 and has autism) and I woke her so she could get ready for school. She didn't want to go, so threw a fit and refused to change out of her pajamas. I had to force her to change. When she got to school she told her teacher that she was mad at me and told the school that I told her to take off her clothes. Later on when I was in class I was paged to the office next thing I know, I was literally being dragged out in cuffs by the State Police and taken to the station where I was questioned for 5 hours while they ran test on my sister to make sure nothing happened. When they found out that nothing happened from the test I was finally released. I didn't even get so much as an apology from that god damn school. Those assholes

what the **** lol a little weird there ay...

haha, that sucks.

Why do people feel the need to drag the skeletons out of their closet when a FML entry gets a tad bit touchy?

Teach your stupid little shit to talk. People have this vast misconception that children won't be able to talk like humans early on but really, those little monkies imitate. They imitate the voices they hear and what do they always here, "D'aww, who's a widdle sweetheart? My itty bitty wickle dickle sweet-bun!" and other stupid blather. If you talk like an idiot to a child, they'll learn to speak like an idiot. Talk to them like a human and "computer" won't become "pooter" and be heard as "penis." But, the school shouldn't be automatically jumping to conclusions based on one statement. What if Peter was a childhood stuffed animal he decided to give his child? Shit, everyone's so jumpy and needs to lay the **** off the paranoia pills.

and now the seed of doubt *might* be planted in your mind and you *might* find yourself wondering why she'd feel compelled to share information about something as mundane as computer time, since she "keeps saying" and all.... was she frowning when she said it, or smiling? even those simple minded pre-school teachers should know that smiling = computer and frowning = .....