By pocketrocket90 - 08/08/2014 06:05 - Australia - Capalaba

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Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML
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cassiecassie559 21

I hope you don't have a boyfriend either, anymore.

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purebliss_fml 19

tell him he can have sex with "gross fat chicks" any time he likes because he ain't having sex with you anymore.

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Kekslama 5

guys, take it a little more funny. he was drunk and dont take everything too serious and make a Moral discussion out of it.

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lina21 12

Your boyfriend seriously needs a responsible babysitter

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clair_brodie 35

At least he had the decency to call to ask.

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laughmaster 9

Hungover and waking up next to a fat chicks bad enough, I've been there but to cheat as well, that's pretty uncool

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davo_ib_local 14

He broke rule #1 when in a relationship. If you are going to cheat, make sure she looks better than your girlfriend. lol

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AloysiusWeasley 15

I would've said "go for it!" and hung up on him. Next time he calls, just tell him he made his choice. Anyone who jokes about hurting someone like that is no one you need around, OP.

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