By pocketrocket90 - 08/08/2014 06:05 - Australia - Capalaba

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Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML
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cassiecassie559 21

I hope you don't have a boyfriend either, anymore.

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purebliss_fml 19

tell him he can have sex with "gross fat chicks" any time he likes because he ain't having sex with you anymore.

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Queen_of_Night 20

Go out to a bar and call you boyfriend and ask permission to sleep with this guy you met because his girlfriend broke up with him and you feel sorry for him. When he says no, say "Awesome, you can sleep with all the 'gross fat' chicks you want now."

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Mae_Mae_101 14

At least he asked. You gotta give him credit for that xD

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xX_Munchie_Xx 8

at least he was considerate enough to ask permission to cheat on you ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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junglemouse 5

Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?!?!

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sarabear94 4

Drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts. At least the truth came out. Maybe try more sex next time, and he won't feel the need to cheat.

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slyde32 12

so it's op's fault? how do you know op doesn't put out?

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sarabear94 4

#100 I never said it's ops fault; but I did say maybe more of something. Maybe they're just not a good couple !

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