Intimacy: Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking...

By pocketrocket90 - 08/08/2014 06:05 - Australia - Capalaba

Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML

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Friday 8 August 2014 12:20

I hope you don't have a boyfriend either, anymore.

purebliss_fml 19

Friday 8 August 2014 12:25

tell him he can have sex with "gross fat chicks" any time he likes because he ain't having sex with you anymore.

Comments

MotorboatMyGoat 5

Friday 8 August 2014 19:03

I think you should be more sympathetic to that fat girls needs.

wassuploves 16

Friday 8 August 2014 19:28

and because you stylishly don't have a heart you should dump him

Metalkitty 15

Friday 8 August 2014 19:47

I don't understand why so many people are defending him? What if the situation was reversed, where she called him extremely drunk asking if she could pity **** a dude because she felt sorry for him? Pretty sure there would be an outrage.haha

ziy_fml 15

Friday 8 August 2014 19:53

Tbh at least he phones and asked so you knew instead of wondering lol

inolongercare 19

Friday 8 August 2014 20:18

Dump him!!

tnlander 20

Friday 8 August 2014 20:24

Am I the only one here that see the good? A) no fat chicks were screwed and B) op's boyfriend asked for permission. Now she knows he's not going to really cheat. Shame on him for getting drunk but kudos for honesty.

jkjorn 16

Friday 8 August 2014 21:09

That's assuming he didn't go ahead & screw her after hanging up on OP.. and even if he says he didn't, how can OP know for sure he's telling the truth? Major trust issues ahead, I fear.

more4me 27

Friday 8 August 2014 20:26

I'm sorry if this was already posted but maybe it deserves to be posted more than once ... your BF is a jackass !!!!

worldclassrager 39

Friday 8 August 2014 21:10

I hope he didn't follow through

squarecircles 13

Friday 8 August 2014 21:10

I'm sure he must've felt pretty good the next day.

Queenie2014 11

Friday 8 August 2014 21:59

FYL for having an asshat boyfriend. I also feel sorry for the girl he approached because I wouldn't wish an encounter with a ******** like your bf on my worst enemy.