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sounds like me. I fell at work and ended up with a severely sprained ankle, possible torn ligament and 11 stitches in my brow. seems I've forgotten how to walk with shoes on... derp
And the "Derp" at the end was for...?
let me guess: venus fly trap?
Where the hell does he work? The amazon?
OP is from the Mushroom Kingdom. I think everyone there knows being a landscaper is the equivalent to being a lion tamer.
Maybe you should rethink your watering methods. Is it really necessary that you collect your water from glacial valleys?
i bet he is actually canadian
Because staples and watering flowers go together like peas in a pod.
I'd love to hear the story behind this!
You Know, when you're watering the flowers You have to use water, not staples?..
I'm going to say staples in the head because the doctor used it to stitch the head up?
No, really?
It was a joke... You know, like haha funny? No? Never heard of it? That's strange..
your duckface annoys me so neg props for you
them flowers..getting rid of humans one by one
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There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol
If OP is American, he can sue the flowers