Geek: Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd,...

By geeklove - 16/01/2012 03:30 - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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By Ljsmitty - 12/09/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML

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Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By Alex - 14/04/2022 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

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Supportive

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

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By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

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Sweetheart34 2

Monday 16 January 2012 8:48

be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 16 January 2012 8:48

That's an honor. Nerds united!

Comments

xStaciexLynnx 15

Monday 16 January 2012 16:01

I'd much rather have the school genius/ nerd inform me over a Facebook message that we'd be a good match than have the school jock grab my ass and ask me to go for a ride. That's just me though...

lexi365 20

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:20

What I was thinking too :)

keithabritt 2

Monday 16 January 2012 16:16

That's nice everyone has feelings and be flattered even if you don't like him there is nothing FML about ur a bitch

poppunkismylife 9

Monday 16 January 2012 16:19

Be lucky, most "nerds" grow up to become very good looking

nikijcchz 10

Monday 16 January 2012 16:22

Be nice!! Maybe he isn't event that nerdy?!!

picklemonger 13

Monday 16 January 2012 16:27

Come on! Give the guy a chance!

marramrammar 2

Monday 16 January 2012 16:33

When he has Bill Gates $ - you will wish you said yes.

Kitsa 3

Monday 16 January 2012 16:36

Just went through all the comments...oh god my brain it hurts! "Nerds" are awesome.

Akharr01 5

Monday 16 January 2012 16:39

I hope you are a chick

Yannismiless 0

Monday 16 January 2012 16:43

That's so cute!!!

Webslinger66 10

Monday 16 January 2012 16:46

"um.. Excuse me miss. But I do believe that the calculations of my theory of putting my male genitalia inside someone would not be conclusive if the mate was someone other than you"......"gah"