By geeklove - 16/01/2012 03:30 - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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Sweetheart34 2

be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...

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silver848 6

Most smart kids in my school are attractive. Not including me :/

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skyenoelle 15

Hopefully he wasn't serious, because that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Maybe he was hacked? Just ask him in person if he really sent that, and if he did than maybe you should avoid talking to him..

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skyenoelle 15

Yeah, true. In that case she should get to know him better.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Right, everyone knows the nice guys always get friend-zoned..

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uprising_fml 0

yeah but then, lots of times, they step out of the friend zone and become more. that is how my boyfriend was for me. just a really good friend who soon became the love of my life. :)

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DEMACIA_fml 6

Remember, #19, "Nice guys finish last..."

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pyrt93 4

umn he's smart which means he has a higher possibility of getting a great job that will keep you away from poverty and also i heard they are the best in bed

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Mannie27 0

Unless hes the cartoon kinda nerd meaning replete of freckles buggers and tremendously huge glasses and pimples accept and embrace him :)

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ladyLALAA 28

"School genius nerd" sounds like you need some educating anyway. Think yourself lucky he'll probably be REALLY rich someday..

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punkkitteh1 0

I believe OP said "school genius/nerd" which is basically an and/or situation and it sounds educated enough to me.

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ToasterStrudelz 4

School genius nerd? Good job. Surprising he'd find a redundant dumb ass to be his ideal mate. Also, how is this an FML? You should be honored. Us smart people normally don't fraternize with the likes of you.

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ladyLALAA 28

I thumbed you up because we posted pretty much the same thing at the same time. Twinning!

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Split personalities? Or do you just talk to yourself in a nonsensical way?..

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ladyLALAA 28

Wow, I am tripping. I swear I posted this on a different post, which I now can't find..

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Schizophrenia?

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

How did 68 come before 29? 0.o

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MaaaanWTF 1

As long as he isn't a creep this isn't really a FML. It's more of a compliment. I hope OP was polite too. People these days don't have any manners.

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xsterlingsilverx 5

I see nothing wrong with dating a genius. Why not give him a shot?

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xbella 8

aww! I love nerds, be flattered, there's not many smart people left out there.

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RadioOctopus 16

practicly NONE where im at. if i hadnt already found my match id jump once i got the chance, smart is an AMAZING thing, it dissapoints me to no end that this is an fml

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