Geek: Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd,...

By geeklove - 16/01/2012 03:30 - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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By Ljsmitty - 12/09/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML

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By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By Alex - 14/04/2022 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

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Supportive

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

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By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

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Sweetheart34 2

Monday 16 January 2012 8:48

be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 16 January 2012 8:48

That's an honor. Nerds united!

Comments

asherm 15

Monday 16 January 2012 10:47

Probably the wrong words to inform you that he likes you, but provided it was really him and not someone pranking you or hacking, well it's kinda sweet. Maybe talk to him and see what happens. The guy was brave enough to email you, be brave enough to take a chance.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Monday 16 January 2012 10:53

He must have done a lot of calculations to achieve that result.

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 16 January 2012 11:06

Um shallow much? Be thankful someone likes you since you're clearly such a bitch. Hate to break it to you sweetie but 10-20 years from now "swag" isn't going to pay the bills. A guy who is smart and going somewhere in life, will.

ironyisforlosers 0

Monday 16 January 2012 11:11

Did his name happen to be Sheldon by any chance?

GoW_Chick 14

Monday 16 January 2012 11:40

... and I bet her name is Amy, awww Shamy, won't they make such a cute couple.

Darwin03 1

Monday 16 January 2012 11:14

That nerd is your best bet at a secure future. He will be the richest guy at the high school reunion. All of them. Screw his brains out.

herbertzl 1

Monday 16 January 2012 11:15

Sounds like the big bang theory

Deaded1 12

Monday 16 January 2012 11:29

MArry him...Bill Gates billions in the pipeline for all you know.

typicallyyou7433 0

Monday 16 January 2012 11:41

hey! take a second guess. the nerdiest kid in my high school graduated four years ago he was not cute at all but four years later and he is probably the best looking man I have ever seen, and I'm not just saying that because I get to call him mine, because i know he could have any girl he wanted at this point. brains and brawn,.the best of both worlds.

asherm 15

Monday 16 January 2012 12:13

Yeah and people in HS who judge you for talking to the "nerd" aren't really friends. You learn so much when you get out of that place and into the real world. Right now I feel like watching "the breakfast club" lol

harmonium 2

Monday 16 January 2012 12:00

Why the f*ck do you add someone to fb you don't know? The school "genius/nerd" shouldn't be on your profile unless you know him. F*cking facebook wh*res who add everyone deserve all the sh*t they get from their friends.