Intimacy: Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the...

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML

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By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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By Queen LaQueefah - 13/09/2015 11:52 - United Kingdom - Chesterfield

Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML

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Saturday 2 October 2010 12:14

wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 12:17

Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing ****** every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.

Comments

rofflewaffle 9

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:25

Reading Kyla's comment with her picture staring out at me like that really makes me want to go take a shower.

Sleekhope 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:34

Don't fake it. I feel bad for the guy.

rockstatic 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:39

You openly admit you lie constantly to the love of your life? Here's hoping you shape up or he ships you out. Not cool, OP.

SubjectX 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:48

then don't get drunk you stupid bitch.

skittle68 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:53

Agreed- why lie about it?? I don't pretend to ******, but sex isn't really about that for me... I'm perfectly happy without one.

Quest_ 13

Saturday 2 October 2010 17:14

You are an idiot who is sabotaging her own sex life and relationship. Do you want to have good sex or not?! ****!

yazmi_09 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 17:31

there are too many fml's about faking orgasms, if we don't tell guys what we want they aren't gonna be able to figure it own on their own at least half the time, come on now

yazmi_09 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 17:37

*out

mad2physicist 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 22:51

We men WANT to know how to please you women! It is very hurtful to us when you lie, we want you to enjoy it as much as we do! Tell the fücking truth! This isn't FYL, this is F your fiancé's life because he had a lying idiot for a girl! (Yes, I am generalizing here, I am sure some men are pigs).