By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
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doubleAbattery 0

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I'm a girl and I still cried inside a little at the thought of that!!!

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justmeagirl 0

ooo,man, that sucks. Sorry! Maybe you can at least get someone to kiss it to make it better? lol. ;)

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kmgentil 0

haha if that bee stung a chick in the ****** she would have got pregnet

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Intoxicunt 5

He barely missed. If he had stung your dick, it may have swollen up and gotten a nice tingly sensation. Oh well, at least.. um... well there's really no bright side to this, except that it's funny.

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GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

:O I'm always scared there's a spider or something inside my towels. That's why, before I use them, I shake them out.

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jobsfucked 0

Ouch. It sounds like you really got the "point".

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Signposthead 0

I lol'd at some of these comments, more than the actual fml, haha

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ChevVetteC6 0

At that point, I would probably keel over and die, knowing if my luck was THAT bad, life's just not worth trying for anymore. FYL indeed man.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Why do people think this is fake? Bugs get in all sorts of places. Including, apparently, towels and scrotums xP Is it just me or is scrotum a fun word to say? 

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