Miscellaneous: Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the...

By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 08:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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Sleep well?

By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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By julian1 - 19/08/2015 11:34 - United States - Orlando

Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML

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Wasps can **** right off

By Ohthepain - 31/03/2023 14:00

Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML

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Hello little dude

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:11

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I'm a girl and I still cried inside a little at the thought of that!!!

dacman48 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:14

Bee job?

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thrawg 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:40

hmm im assuming there is some ass hole out there who would say YDI for having balls... but yeah that sux dude

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:41

This literally made me laugh out loud! Thank you for the chuckle! That sucks though. FYL for sure. xDDD

HahaYDI 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:42

Hey if I was that hornet I would've done the same thing, go for where it hurts.

giebs22 6

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:44

I call bullshit, fake, and totally made up!

Shoopman 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:46

That's the worst place you could possibly get stung. Second worst being the eye.

iSmellNice 2

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:13

Then you went to your car, opened the trunk, destroyed a bees nest, and got attacked by those bees.

Da_Gov 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:16

ydi cuz I like turtles

R3nesmee 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:25

Oh my god!! Dude, your life is ******..... That SUCKS. But thanks for making all of us laugh our ass's off!!!! XD

zak_lauersdorf 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:40

Ouch, that really sucks! I would probably cry if that happened to me...

anniebananie 3

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:47

I really don't like the way in which this FML was written.

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Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML

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Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

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Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML

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