Intimacy: Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 23:49 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn't receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By pummy - 30/09/2009 00:48 - United States

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

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By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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By nudie - 19/07/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML

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By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

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Vertoule 7

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:24

Man, those were some sweet pics!

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:09

Aren't you just a genius!!

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TheRoflMonster 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 14:48

If you didnt recieve the first one... Why would you keep sending them!?!?!?!

Underwhelmed 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:01

Dude, who cares? I'm assuming you sent them to a stranger that you will never have to see in your life. Laugh it off and get over it. And YDI for keeping dirty pics on your phone.

twitterwhore66 4

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:36

I'm With Dane Cook On This One "FONES ARE FOR TALKING HUNNI"

iFruit 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:37

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO Greaaaat, my ass fell off.

deaditegirl 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:48

YDI for having dirty pictures on your phone, not double-checking the number, and not finding a better method to transfer photos.

dayrin7 4

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:49

You don't know the person you sent them too..so who cares? just laugh about it .. and be more carefull next time like really? didn't you notice when you didn't receive the first one? lol.. is okay this sounds like something i would do too XD

ajlardner 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 16:03

I call BS. if you could receive texts on your new phone, than you wouldn't be able to send them on your old phone. only one can be activated at a time: unless your stupid enough to get a new line every time you get a new phone.

LadyLynne 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 16:14

not necessarily true, when I got a new phone, i kept to old one active to give to my mom because her old one died. I would have sent the pics to my computer though

ajlardner 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 16:04

LAWL at 19. I have a feeling you're a bit of a /b/tard.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 17:00

Look on the bright side--some people have text messages disabled on their phone, or they are unable to receive them. Your texts could have gone to somebody like this! I mean, you didn't receive a text back "hey buddy, I think you are texting the wrong number", did you?