Intimacy: Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 23:49 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn't receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Sorry Noah

By pummy - 30/09/2009 00:48 - United States

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

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By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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Leaked

By nudie - 19/07/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML

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By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

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Vertoule 7

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:24

Man, those were some sweet pics!

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:09

Aren't you just a genius!!

Comments

bassfah 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 11:14

uhh.... bluetooth?? hello?

another_guy 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:09

Why are you texting pictures from one phone to another? Why is there bluetooth?

crazyjack 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:49

YDI for not using bluetooth

BikerMike 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:57

today my wife was pissed at me because some strange lady sent me some naked pictures of herself

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 13:33

That's why I use Bluetooth.

Brey1013 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 13:35

YDI. theres easier ways to transfer shit

pyros09 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 13:37

Why on earth would you text them to your new phone lol, either bluetooth or transfer the files through the computer.

CrunkCupcake97 2

Tuesday 25 August 2009 14:07

I hope they couldn't receive messages :)

AFewScrewsLoose 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 14:40

This is why we're in the 21st Century. Join us, OP, and discover the epic world of wireless transfers. :]

Nomad609 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 14:44

FYI to those complaining about the OP not using bluetooth, maybe she was transferring pics from an iphone or iphone 3G to a 3Gs where bluetooth file sharing is obviously not possible. Its easier to just MMS it rather than to transfer via usb to pc and syncing it again on itunes. Have some brains people, its an Iphone, not everyone is as cheap and poor as you guys.

gummibehrs 4

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:39

Way to be a douchebag. And how did you go from "maybe it's an iphone" to "it's an iphone"? Making assumptions, are we?

Nomad609 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:08

Obviously you never heard of the scientific method of analysis. When I mentioned "Maybe" thats called a theory or hypothesis. Thats why I paraphrased the comment I posted, DUH, is because the latter part of my entry is called the conclusion. Whos the douche now, idiot?