Love: Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I...

By George - 15/01/2013 20:53 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By BlakeVB - 25/05/2019 14:18

Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By sadlife - 06/01/2011 03:35

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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qt_314 5

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:45

Did you ask these girls out over Facebook...

kAPISH 29

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:46

Wait... did you ask her out by a relationship status on FACEBOOK?! What has the world come to...

Comments

lechnerdy 5

Wednesday 16 January 2013 0:07

You are a moron, why didn't you ask them in person. They should both dump you.

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 16 January 2013 0:18

Obviously it isn't official until it's on Facebook, so yeah you cheated.

resplendencerino_fml 3

Wednesday 16 January 2013 0:23

that is some top quality trolling from your 'last' gf. bravo

dgreen0141 2

Wednesday 16 January 2013 0:27

What are you 13?

furbyface711 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 0:38

You are obviously a child so who really cares

YepThatsMeee 23

Wednesday 16 January 2013 0:40

So what's the problem here. Since you were still waiting/hoping for the first girl to accept your relationship request, just go with her and let the new one down gently. If, on the other hand, you wanted both of them equally, then you probably deserve neither.

Dusty_Busters 15

Wednesday 16 January 2013 11:45

Or you could just talk to them like a human being...

insomniac8400 13

Wednesday 16 January 2013 0:51

FIVE BILLION DOLLARS OF MONEY SAYS THIS KID IS 12

JBrownie123 24

Wednesday 16 January 2013 0:58

Are you 12 by any chance, George?

grossn 12

Wednesday 16 January 2013 1:22

I'm pretty sure OP means that he initially asked the girl out in person AND THEN requested them on Facebook. When he broke up with her and got with another girl, the ex accepted the request.

CheeseHater 23

Wednesday 16 January 2013 2:13

No, none of this makes any sense. She wouldn't have accepted the invite if that were to happen, the guy is a complete moron and the most socially ****** character in all of existence, asking out girls by sending them relationship invites on facebook. Even worse may be that two, at least, have responded positively.

lashes_to_ashes 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 1:23

You asked her out... By sending her a Facebook relationship request? What is wrong with you. And if you asked her out and then sent a Facebook relationship request, what is wrong with you?