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By George - 15/01/2013 20:53 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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He tried.

By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By BlakeVB - 25/05/2019 14:18

Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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Many such cases

By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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qt_314 5

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:45

Did you ask these girls out over Facebook...

kAPISH 29

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:46

Wait... did you ask her out by a relationship status on FACEBOOK?! What has the world come to...

Comments

hullingergr 7

Tuesday 29 January 2013 5:09

Why the hell did you ask them out over Facebook? Be a man bro, do it in person. Even my first girlfriend that I got in 6th grade I asked in person

J_C_maldonado 9

Thursday 31 January 2013 5:33

That's why relationships should be "Facebook official" keep the Internet out of it

chica349 3

Monday 3 June 2013 20:03

Maybe this is a sign you should grow a pair and actually ask girls out to their faces. YDI.

cenafreak13 7

Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:39

I get it. So, his last girlfriend and him were together. He sent her the relationship request on Facebook but she hadn't been on for however long. They broke up and later he got a new girlfriend. He forgot to cancel the request though and she finally answered the request so it looks like he's a player, but really it's bad timing.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 20 February 2015 5:14

But if they'd broken up, why would she then accept his relationship request?

iateapenguin 27

Friday 21 March 2014 0:11

So wait... was OP still dating the last girl too? It can't have been that long ago if she only just accepted the relationship request.

miss_amphetamine 24

Sunday 21 September 2014 16:34

What seriously

rupertajm90 15

Wednesday 24 February 2016 19:09

everyone on this website is shoot first.... what if he never officially cancelled his relationship request and this other girl accepted it as some silly prank.... so op FYL and YDI