By George - 15/01/2013 20:53 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
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qt_314 5

Did you ask these girls out over Facebook...

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kAPISH 29

Wait... did you ask her out by a relationship status on FACEBOOK?! What has the world come to...

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headrefkyle 4

Why would you ask her out by sending a relationship request on Facebook. -___-

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HowieDoIt 21

You can always keep one for a girlfriend, and one to help raise your score in draw something

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DocBastard 38

You GOT a new girlfriend? Did you inflate her right away, or did you at least try some foreplay first?

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MalzxTheTerrible 4

Oh, snap! Somebody run the OP under some cold water, because he just got burned! I'm new pretty new here, Doc, but I already like your humor.

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cgchamp89 7

Putting cold water on a burn is a terrible idea, and your comment sucked too.

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hannaaaahr 33

I think he didn't ask his gf over Facebook, but the deal is that since his gf saw this girl he liked a while ago accepted his friend request she overreacted and thought he was cheating on her simply because he is friends with the other girl on Facebook. If this makes any sense.

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turkturkington 13

16 - I tried 3 times to get to the end of your comment, but my head hurt too badly every time because of the lack of punctuation.

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Dusty_Busters 15

Wrong idiot! try to read again

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OhhKristin 11

did you ask out like 8 girls at once by sending them Facebook relationship requests?

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Silent_Thrill 17

He's a man who likes to play the odds. At some point, some girl will go along with it.

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kurodansei 16

yup i think thats exactly what jappened

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senor_awesome 14

That awkward moment when two girls say yes, but yous still end up alone...

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onorexveritas 23

why would you try to get with two girls? on facebook? wow. was your new gf like a fall back?

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Cherryheart 22

Facebook is taking control of the whole universe... it has already begun

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perdix 29

It's called "playing the field." You don't need to rush into exclusivity so fast. Again, I am reminded of an old joke, but this time, it's short enough to fit here: An old bull and a young bull climb to the top of a hill and look down on a pasture full of cows. The young bull says, "Hey, let's run down the hill and **** a cow!" The old bull replied, "No, let's walk down the hill and **** 'em all."

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Silent_Thrill 17

Why buy the cow when you can drink the milk for free? Why drink the milk when you can **** a cow? Why **** a cow when you can **** all the cows!?

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Dusty_Busters 15

You're an idiot..,

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