By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 12:42 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
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jtthegr8 26

You're driving....why are you picking your nose?

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astoryofroses 9

Note to self: don't pick your nose while driving. but that really does suck OP, hope you feel better!

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chance16 0

Damn, mom always told u not to pick your nose

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couturedoll 7

On the bright side, you learned something new today-picking our nose while driving can be painful.

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Gtroll 4

Our? Who's nose did she pick besides her own?

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Gtroll 4

Thank you SO MUCH 37, I would of never figured that out!

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thatKidzmOm 10

46- no, it's not.

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crazycatloverr 7

Actually its spelled your because you're is 'you are' put together. So YOU'RE wrong.

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Gtroll 4

46- are you serious? Me and little ebony were playing the "sarcasm" game.... The you come along and say "IT'S YOU'RE" So you're telling me it's correctly supposed to be read as "PICKING YOU'RE nose while driving can be painful?" instead of "PICKING YOUR NOSE blah blah blah?".... Gtfo -.- right now.....

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crazycatloverr 7

Actually its spelled your because you're is 'you are' put together. So YOU'RE wrong.

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Gtroll 4

Then*!!!!! I meant THEN!!!! Damn damn DAMN!

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22cute 17

Can we shut up now?? Hmmmm? Have we learned OUR lessons?

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couturedoll 7

I meant "your"!

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70candycane07 0

Nail Rules 101: Don't pick your nose after getting new nails.

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aJaguarinRed 9

At least you were honest... But still, the booger wall can wait while you're driving.

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doubleohseven 0

Why would you want to tell all of FML that you like to pick your nose lol? You've got balls, haha

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justspin 7

Dude. That would be another fml. a guy with balls and fake nails that long. I'd be wondering what the hell my friends gave me and did.

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aeriemakenzie 4

Haha that's grose u drive and still pick ur nose!?

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Awsumuzzie 12

English is my second language, please teach me what "grose" means in this text?

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

You are perfect grammar nazi bait. Moments like these just makes me want to throw a dictionary at people.

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99megster 15

Well the person who wrote it spelled it wrong, it's actually "gross". It means that something is disgusting, nasty, dirty. Example: frog guts are gross. I Hope that helped you understand

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aeriemakenzie 4

I ment gross my phone is messing up Kay! Thanks

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22cute 17

"Gross" is short for grotesque.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

69- Sure.. What's next, blaming a sibling?

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nofearjenshere 12

I don't see the problem with picking your nose. Everyone does it from time to time. In fact, reading this FML gave me the urge to pick my nose. Good thing I'm not driving...

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lacrossebrah13 8

It's not like you don't pick your nose too...

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pavlovaaLOVE 7

20- I thumbed u down simply because you have your number on public display on your profile

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dejah_costa 0

Not everyone's perfect , just cause she screwed up one word doesn't mean you guys have to be dick faces .

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aeriemakenzie 4

And like I said my phone is messing up

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aeriemakenzie 4

20- my number isn't on my page

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righound 0

Your gross,I hope u bleed to death:)

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thatKidzmOm 10

A little drastic, don't you think?

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aeriemakenzie 4

Wow that's rude!

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Honestly_Lainey 21

OP, It's not like speed bumps pop up out of no where. You should have been watching where the hell you were driving. You could have run over a squirrel... Or a person... Or a fence... Or hit another car. You sooo f*ckin' deserve it.

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Awsumuzzie 12

122, your defensive replies are always so hilarious to read.

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ucoolgirl31 20

Well, I don't understand why people put words in my mouth. It is crystal clear what I say and mean.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Your mouth is crystal clear? You should get that checked out.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Deformed defensive bitches gonna bitch. Word.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

It is clear. That's why you are always thumbed down.

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ucoolgirl31 20

192 - how am I deformed?? And how am I a bitch?? 194 - I am not always thumbed down, and sense it is quite clear that you specifically look for my comments you should know that.

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XxWolvesBitexX 8

Why don't you just calm down a little. It's not like I asked in a rude way. I just asked what your question had to really do with the manner at hand. Thanks :D!

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