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your husband is not very smart. not only will he have to take him on long walks but he will have to take bags along to clean up his mess. now #23 has a genius. no more cutting the grass along with all the money he will save on milk.
Hah. I did the same thing, only it was at myself in a mirror. Sad and lonely kids are we.
You sir, have a bitch as a wife.
Your husband is a deadbeat!
that's a ruff one u got there
I am not sure you know what the word deadbeat means... Obviously if he was around to teach the kid to do this then be isn't an absentee deadbeat dad and there is no information in this fml to suggests guy has no job or anything like that.
your husband sounds awesome, I want him as a friend! : D
I've never had a single shot or any medicine in my life, I was born at home and I am very healthy. Proves everyone's ridiculous fears and worries about not vaccinating wrong.
Relax... It proves your son can learn AND you husband has patience! No learning disabilities in your family. ( other than you've learned not to rush into marriage ) Perhaps at least a 4 to 5 year engagement next time?
Tell the school it was your husbands fault-that way, YOU get sympathy from the school. And ask your hubby if he needs a time out to think about what he's done.
My Dad thought it would be funny to train us kids to 'jump up and attack' when he rang a bell we had in the backyard. What we did was closer to 'jump up and tackle Daddy, then run around a lot, barking,' but the recess monitor whose job it was to ring the recess bell, was not amused. And neither was my mother, when she found out.
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He always told you he just wanted a dog. Now look what he's done.
Well, I guess it's time to get him neutered.