Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream...

By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

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By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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Sea legs

By have it your way - 29/04/2014 19:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML

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By the girlfriend - 26/08/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

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IamHercules 24

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:40

Sorry OP, They both sound like immature asshats. You shouldn't be with someone that won't stick up for you.

MDoremis 38

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:40

You've picked a real winner.

Comments

MDoremis 38

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:40

You've picked a real winner.

jackipdoc 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:31

He shouldn't have acted like that! Also, I've always thought River is a beautiful name.

IamHercules 24

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:40

Sorry OP, They both sound like immature asshats. You shouldn't be with someone that won't stick up for you.

Cayers97 12

Sunday 19 July 2015 15:26

Got to admit it though number 2 it was highly original haha

ukeandfoodislife 19

Sunday 19 July 2015 19:01

Your comment is pretty irrelevant. How does being #2 have to do with being original?

crudeandrudeguy 29

Tuesday 21 July 2015 16:49

74- You get confused VERY easily don't you?

Chloe555_fml 27

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:41

Sounds like he needs to meet a knee to the tackle box.

TheDog6 24

Sunday 19 July 2015 12:54

Or High Five his face.

Yazoo77 16

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:41

Plan your revenge!

Kahli21 15

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:43

You mean ex-boyfriend, right?

_guy_j 12

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:45

OK no. OP shouldn't break up with her bf just cause he didn't do anything when she got pushed into a river. What a dumb reason that would be.

IamHercules 24

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:46

#5 Christ almighty, come up with something original to say. This is way too overused.

Loliology 10

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:46

#5- Ahh, FML, where everyones solution to a problem is breaking up with someone

I_Bite 22

Sunday 19 July 2015 9:24

#7 I don't think a break up would necessarily be the right move. but she definitely should be with someone who respects her and is willing to stand up for her. People can get really hurt being pushed into streams and it's plane rude. they obviously don't have the same sense of humor if he thinks it's funny and she's making an fml