Transportation: Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way...

By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Culpeper

Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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By sdfsdf - 22/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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FFML_314 11

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:05

I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.

keenan61194 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:02

YDI Dipshit

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1jordan1 11

Thursday 8 August 2013 2:58

I'm not going to have sympathy for someone who doesn't respect the law. Your own fault.

irgndsondepp 15

Monday 9 September 2013 13:06

Lightning strikes thrice...

kylehimself 5

Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:38

Get off the damn road dumbass

communisttaco 16

Sunday 13 April 2014 16:19

It's not too difficult, just don't speed.

BiNeko 12

Monday 28 April 2014 3:43

Wow how do you keep getting those? Aren't you smarter about your driving?

hayleyannah 15

Saturday 31 January 2015 16:06

Maybe you should stop speeding. And not park in illegal parking spaces. Just a thought.

Giraffrey 3

Monday 20 April 2015 22:05

Quit breaking the law ass whole!!! - Jim Carrey

CrimsonWolff 11

Tuesday 10 November 2015 23:45

You'd think you'd learn...

BonerFart 23

Wednesday 11 May 2016 6:44

"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"

DiabolusIgnis 15

Sunday 26 June 2016 14:02

Yeah, how about you learn to obey the traffic laws? Maybe then this wouldn't happen.

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