By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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FFML_314 11

I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.

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_GODZILLA_ 0

You fail at driving.

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kpierce16 0

48, if u look in the corner you'll see this was posted by a male not a female

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Blaqhawk 3

If this was truely a guys post, you need to hand over your keys and get someone to slap you.

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rasellersjr 0

The chances of getting a ticket going 5-10 miles over the limit are slim to non. as a retired cop I can tell you that most officers have their own personal magic number that they write a ticket at, most write at 11 over, however, you might get a rookie that writes at 9 over. After spending many of his days off in court, he too will up his magic number. To get tickets that frequently, you are probably a danger to other drivers, and certainly deserve the license revokation you are sure to someday recieve.

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Senescence 0

You culd just stop breaking the law, numbnuts.

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kewlkreator 0

your the reason my parents won't let me have a car

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Angelolive 0

It's called slow down

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