By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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FFML_314 11

I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.

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Rick_S 3

Pay attention to the signs around you. The speed limit is clearly posted, and so is the no-parking sign, I'm sure. YDI

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adamx88 0

this was already said once but have u never gone over the speed limit before??? just because u didn't get caught doesn't mean you didn't break the law, although I agree, 3 tickets in 1 day is pretty bad

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1jordan1 11

It's one thing to go over the speed limit. People do it. But cops don't chase you down for going 60 in a 55 zone. He must have been going a lot faster. And even if he wasn't, if he's too stupid to learn from his mistakes, it's his own fault. He got not only two, but THREE in such a small period of time.

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TheNewGuy03 28

1) was it the same cop? because boy, was he (or she) out to get you... 2) hehe, pick better (and legal) parking spots, and don't speed, dammit! >< |the kid|

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blueocean43 2

the maybe PARK SOMEWHERE LEGAL! It's really not difficult, if there are two of the lines, and they are yellow it means you can't park there. How on earth did you pass your driving test.

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mclonin 0

two lines make a parking spot. one on each side of the car. And some places paint their entire lot with yellow. I guess that's a useless lot then?

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hannahleigh 0

OMG I feel so bad for you! I can't believe you faced consequences for breaking the law! How unfair!

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1himfan666 0

all I have to say is wow u had a shitty day

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2igutierrez31 2

sucks 4 u especially cuz u might get ur licenes suspended 4 so much tickets in 1 day

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sxyntx 0

I call bull$hit! but thanks for playin

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sallen0046 4

Hopefully they'll go right ahead and suspend your license, you don't need to be driving. Traffic signs are not that complicated, and if you either refuse to obey them, or aren't paying enough attention to notice them, you deserve everything you got. One every couple of years is one thing, but three is a row is not only irresponsible, but down right stupid.

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