Transportation: Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way...

By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Culpeper

Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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By sdfsdf - 22/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:05

I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.

keenan61194 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:02

YDI Dipshit

Comments

mattmag 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:21

Please stop driving. I hate encountering people hell-bent on killing me when I'm just trying to go to the supermarket.

alexFYL 11

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:37

Wow. Driving is not that hard.

unilpentium 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:45

I could swear that i've already seen an FML exactly like this...

devilyy 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:00

Hey at least he wasn't on a bike like at my place.You can imagine.Cop:Hey buddy,pull over *ching,ching*xD what would he do if he arrested you? Cop: Ok,get in the basket!xP

Dolfyutt 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:39

Jeff Dunham. So you live in Santa Ana? forgive me if I spelled it wrong haha

Boddmon 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:15

Here's an idea: STOP DRIVING LIKE A ******* MORON! thanks

toast1b 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:30

You basically suck at life

antijingoist 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:35

Cops stink

jonny2x4 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:46

Were you doing a 55 in a 54?

benny81_fml 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:39

hahaha

oh_merde 11

Friday 12 October 2012 5:10

I think he was doing a 69

jerry10394 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:48

first of all this is a lie because op doesn't even tell us why she got so many tickets. and second of all, is this is true then op you SUCK AT DRIVING !!!