By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

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Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML
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EverestMelting 23

I would probably go to your neighbor and talk to him and make sure of exactly what he or she heard. Good luck and hope it works in your favor, OP.

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BeastyMcbeast 19

Hopefully they were talking about at night and not at that moment. If they were talking about the latter then I'm sorry Op. That's not fun at all. Might be time to have a serious talk with your girlfriend if it indeed was the latter.

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Silk_Routes 14

Good luck until u clear the clouds...god bless u

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gintwinsmoore 20

Damn I'm sorry to hear that OP. If you're at work then she must've been home with someone else.

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stormiemay 11

All you have to do is on your day off pretend you are going to work and spy on her

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wazzup206 7

Everyone is looking at the fact she might of been cheating which is a possibility but also she could of been using a viberater which is a possibility

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Renee4Echelon 15

She may or may not be cheating on you. Obviously, if she is, you are no longer satisfying. Hopefully your neighbor is a pyscho and your gf isn't cheating. If she is - throw her out the window

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FMLusername969 21

You have one ****** up way of thinking 30.

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Colon_Man 17

#30 is a glass half full kind of girl.

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iseebearbears 27

30-That's the best comment I've seen in a while!

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worldclassrager 39

Perhaps a new girlfriend is the best solution

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messymessiah 11

Hopefully they didn't mean right at that moment? Or your girlfriend likes watching **** really loud?

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iFaris123 10

Your girlfriend is cheating on you and all you do is submit an FML about it ?? wow YDI

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limabeans101029 20

Firstly, how do you know s/he hasn't done anything about it? S/he could've had a big talk with her/broken up with her and then posted the FML. All FMLs start with "today", so this could've happened ages ago for all we know. Secondly, if she is cheating on OP, why should OP have to do anything other than break up with her?

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egeiro 11

Perhaps...it was your neighbor. :-/

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