By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

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Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML
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EverestMelting 23

I would probably go to your neighbor and talk to him and make sure of exactly what he or she heard. Good luck and hope it works in your favor, OP.

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BeastyMcbeast 19

Hopefully they were talking about at night and not at that moment. If they were talking about the latter then I'm sorry Op. That's not fun at all. Might be time to have a serious talk with your girlfriend if it indeed was the latter.

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vikky538 28

No matter how much your girlfriend wants to hide it theres always a leak.

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Benmantha 31

Ah damn it. That was my first thought as well, but I missed your comment. Yey to ****!

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TheTardis123 11

At least you weren't showing your boss something on your phone. :/

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savy_m 14

Yikes.... Not the best way to find out....

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zahidnasir 22

it could be coz of various things take any decision after you have seen it from your very own eyes

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Benmantha 31

Maybe she was just watching **** and forgot the headphones?

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beararm 11

Tell her u been cheating on her and c if she says me too. But stand far, and have a back up if she's not. lol

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MrConcise 34

For each lady he gets, he actually has "two". Just in case.

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FMLusername969 21

I don't get it #18

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Hyenayena 27

Please tell me more, oh master of relationshits

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beararm 11

The lady is getting ploughed so hard the neighbors r complaining and you all would still get mad at the guy fake cheating. My advice, the first comment plus jst cheat 4 real, dnt lie about it, that's jst wrong.

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HoboMeth 33

Can the neighbor hear the other guy?

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Teyros 24

Yeah that can be pretty awkward. Figure out when they heard the noise and if they had seen anyone come or go.

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Colon_Man 17

Oh ho ho... I'm just going to stand over here and enjoy that subtly. :D

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AyeJay101 25

Damn OP, I always had that paranoia myself as to what's going on at home when I'm working. I hope it's something other than what most of us may be thinking.

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Reider022 16

Sad that's what it's like these days where a lot of people can't trust the one person they should be able to trust the most.

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jbuckets_404 38

Perhaps it's time to buy a Nanny-Cam just to be sure.

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