Miscellaneous: Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress,...

By InNeedOfFriends - 12/04/2013 00:00 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML

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By Shawna - 02/01/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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By whythebunny - 30/10/2015 18:56 - United States - Bastrop

Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML

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By Beatrix - 11/11/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By sunshine19217 - 18/01/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

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By shutup shutup shutup don't wanna hear it - 08/11/2016 00:43 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML

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By gabby - 24/02/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By leapple - 14/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

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By bottombarrel - 28/10/2014 14:07 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

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apax 9

Friday 12 April 2013 9:18

That's a bit of a shame. Why not just ask if they fancy going out for a few? Doors may open.

born_hustla 26

Friday 12 April 2013 9:18

Hi I'm Marc and you are...? See, it's not that hard to make friends. Don't feel bad, just go out and make friends!!

Comments

Old_Iron_Sides 6

Friday 12 April 2013 16:34

Maybe you can catch the eye of a good looking, smart and sensible guy at the library.

Angelastic_fml 18

Friday 12 April 2013 16:36

Why pretend to be who you're not? If you prefer to spend your evenings at home or in the library, just be proud of being an introvert.

interesting33 36

Friday 12 April 2013 16:43

If you can - a society or club is a great way to meet people and get a social life - maybe sports, or anything really. Even the local youth centre. I love the musicals society at my Uni - it is great :)

filip00 16

Friday 12 April 2013 16:48

I will never understand why people are trying to impress people who really aren't that important. All dressed up so roommates would think you have a social life? Who cares what they think!?

ebooth13 8

Friday 12 April 2013 17:33

I feel like that's gunna be me when I get older.

StEpHiE1226 12

Friday 12 April 2013 18:32

U shld a went to a bar and looked available op!!! Just don't wear panties, works every time

morella_xx 29

Saturday 13 April 2013 12:01

U shld a went to school more often.

onorexveritas 23

Friday 12 April 2013 18:39

who cares what they think?

tralala453 22

Friday 12 April 2013 19:02

Don't be ashamed about having no social life, you don't have to get one if you don't want to. If you do, make a bit of an effort and I'm sure you'll find some great friends.

rhapsodys 12

Friday 12 April 2013 20:09

Be proud of you are! You don't to have to prove anything to anyone.

AnyaS 19

Friday 12 April 2013 20:27

Go out on your own! No need to be alone in a library. I go out to the theatres and amusement parks on my own all the time. It's nice to be on your own. I have to anyway - most of my friends are overseas.