By accidentalnorman - 07/12/2015 10:11

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Today, I got back from a week long holiday with my new girlfriend. I started thinking about her whilst talking to my parents and reflexively cupped my mother's ass. FML
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zach055 23

I honestly don't know how to respond to that. My brain isn't equipped to handle such information.

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Kwphunter 15

Did you also instinctively say "who's your daddy?"

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JackDupp 11

And she replied "Your grandpa. Or as you call him, Uncle Ray"

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Arcanel 18

come on man... that just dont happen !

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zachjm98 16

Ever heard of the Oedipus complex? :p

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bellydancer82 15

Ummm... No. Sorry, but idk how you "reflexively" cup your own mother's ass. You should be able to hold back enough to not touch someone else (especially your mother) inappropriately. YDI OP.

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8Dirty1 24

dammmm!!!!! can't say it wouldn't happen to me if I didnt catch myself n stop ahead with any girl nearby haha tip think of simon cowel so you will vomit instead

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Dexter83_fml 17

How in the hell do you do that ? Seriously wtf !!!

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8Dirty1 24

it's a reflex because your body does it on its own because he is so used to being able to grab his gf's ass whenever he wants

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Brandon1000 10

At least you didn't cup your fathers ass

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