By accidentalnorman - 07/12/2015 10:11

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Today, I got back from a week long holiday with my new girlfriend. I started thinking about her whilst talking to my parents and reflexively cupped my mother's ass. FML
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zach055 23

I honestly don't know how to respond to that. My brain isn't equipped to handle such information.

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ForeverJasmine 26

You gotta have respect for your mother. That's not respectful

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Magnoxidans 19

I never thought I'd see 'Reflexively' and 'cupped my mother's ass' in the same sentence... Good old FML

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nonononononono_fml 16

The fact that you cup your girlfriend's ass without thinking so often that it becomes a reflex has got to be pretty annoying for anyone around you guys on a regular basis. YDI, OP, think before you do.

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Badkarma4u 17

Oh god F your life indeed. The thought of that makes me shudder.

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caggybandicoot 34

I could've gone the whole rest of my life without that image in my head.

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patte_fml 19

On the bright side, you're nominated now: Most awkward FML ever.

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hpandher 16

That's disgusting... I don't care what others say I judge you

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