By accidentalnorman - 07/12/2015 10:11

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Today, I got back from a week long holiday with my new girlfriend. I started thinking about her whilst talking to my parents and reflexively cupped my mother's ass. FML
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zach055 23

I honestly don't know how to respond to that. My brain isn't equipped to handle such information.

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hasooon 24

Now I do understand what Reflexology means. Some people reflexes are functioned throw their foot instead of their brains

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Ichiya 29

He removed his hand and they never spoke of it again, except at family get togethers.

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RedPillSucks 31

she looked him in the eye and smiled. they slipped off to a dark corner to reenact Harold and Maude

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Aiden89 23

FYL man, we need a follow up. How'd your mom react?

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EvilTurtle 35

"Today, my son cupped my wife's ass. FML"

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laden_swallow09 34

"Today, my boyfriend cupped his mom's ass. FML."

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LuckBeNimble 19

"Today, my cup wife'd my ass' son."

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Unenunciable 14

Dude, there's no such thing as "reflexively cupping someone's ass". I think about my partner all the time without grabbing some random guy's privates. Think before you act.

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zboot 8

Right. There is also no such thing as murder based on my personal experience of disliking lots of people and never killing them.

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DanaeZee 18

..and then she laughed and said "Stop pinching me, dork!" (I am sorry but how stiff is your family? I guess mine wouldn't even notice because they'd think this is some stupid prank or fun) But FYL because you feel bad/awkward, lighten up, it was just a mistake :)

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thaqueen_fml 15

What the hell is the matter with you? Why is that a reflex?

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