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By aviators - 07/04/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 18:04 - Canada

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

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Maths is hard

By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 17:07 - Canada - Cranbrook

Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 17:35 - United States

Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

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Nice try

By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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By lovemyteacher - 14/11/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

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Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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Shut down

By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 23:03 - France

Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML

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omglolydi 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:43

lololol that's hilarious. Good to hear that he has a sense of humor while failing you.

Serial 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:46

well, just write WTF on the front page and hand it back in

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Sssadow 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:03

Lol! I love your teacher, thats hilarious.

yesbutnotyou 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:16

OMG that's so awesome! hahaha that would totally be my math test though, because I suck at math pretty majorly.

barbidoll 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 17:27

haha someone made this a bumpersticker on facebook... that made my day!

El_Oh_El 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 17:58

LAWL. But man, I hope that teacher is doing his/her job.

tibbler 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:23

lol-my geometry teacher gave me -3 on a 100pt test for "being stupid"

IAmBridgette 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:32

Ahahaha.

ProXperO 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:39

hahahaha this is not FML, this is hilarious! you've made all our lives a little better. =]

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Friday 10 April 2009 0:27

Learn maths.

Tobias_Grey 0

Friday 10 April 2009 8:08

^ What HE said.

meaganwas 0

Friday 10 April 2009 17:29

You have the ******* coolest professor ever.

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