Miscellaneous: Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while...

By courtbabbbby - 12/02/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

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You deserved it 43 783

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By Brett - 03/04/2017 22:00

Today, Club Penguin finally shut down. I then got a call from one of my employees, who said that he needed to take a day off from work to, "emotionally deal with the issue." FML

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By hatelittleboys - 15/10/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

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You deserved it 64 348

By hypebeast - 28/01/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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You deserved it 32 233

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 00:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML

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You deserved it 459

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By Imnotfromhere - 27/01/2022 08:01

Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 970

You deserved it 217

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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You deserved it 28 272

By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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You deserved it 3 944

By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 046

You deserved it 34 524

Killjoy was hear

By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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You deserved it 1 479

Unfair

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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You deserved it 152

giantsfan2010 23

Saturday 12 February 2011 15:58

Yes, yes you should.

CutiePie_101 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:00

If you have a virtual fight over club penguin, you need to get out more often.

Comments

oldenuff2party 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:00

wow i stay home on friday nights too. but i dont play club penguin. thats just gay

heyred 11

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:32

My eight year old probably reported you. Get a life!

Dallasluver19 14

Thursday 7 June 2012 4:33

Not sure why ur saying "Get a life!" when ur profile picture is Peeka?hu.

mintcar 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:08

UnanomousGurl 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:58

HAHA true dat, im home on a saturday nite fml

xToLeGiiT 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:13

lol .. ii got 3 day mut on runescape fur arguing wit another player about whos whip is better we both dat green whips ...

icanrockyourworl 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:22

its sad you know that :/

sloaan 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 8:00

If you have to ask, then yes.

LoverBoy02 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 11:32

Hahahahaha, I used to play that...until I turned 10.

krez 20

Sunday 13 February 2011 11:36

My daughter is the one that ratted on you. She also says you are a mother ******.

northbaldwinbabe 18

Monday 20 August 2012 19:09

Rude much?

blahblahblah5_x 13

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:46

Wow. fxck your actual life.

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Today, I was at a party. A friend and I went to the bathroom together. She finished, I started to go, realising I need to shit. She was still in the room. People began to knock. My brain told me to snap the shit in half… with my hand. I grabbed the toilet paper with said hand, leaving the bathroom covered in shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157

You deserved it 1 195

Today, I thought it would be a good idea for me and my colleague to fuck in the bathroom that no one uses. Turns out, the president of the company, who was here for a visit, had picked the perfect day to use it. Now we’re jobless and potentially spouseless. FML

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You deserved it 1 889

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Today, I introduced my ex-wife to my new girlfriend. They got along so well that my new girlfriend is going to my ex-wife's house tonight "just to hang out". FML

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You deserved it 24 221

Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML

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You deserved it 112

Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML

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You deserved it 400

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

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You deserved it 10 302

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 80 973

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

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You deserved it 6 633