Animals: Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

By Betchsadface - 13/07/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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You deserved it 10 795

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By furball - 15/06/2014 20:01 - Inchture

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

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By violated ._. - 22/08/2013 22:45 - United States

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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Dezi_Chan 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:05

Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:07

I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P

Comments

uclabruinblue100 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:16

that's awesome!!!

2010_18 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:35

who cares?

xxooxx_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:38

Ouch. bahaa..

Yung23 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:50

lmfao

davidle1 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:51

I am saying ydi for being that dam close to a walrus be lucky he did not rip into you with his big sharp teeth. people really need to stay away from wild animals.

Madame_Javert 4

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:16

It wasn't wild, this happened at a Sea Life Park.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:54

I'm desperate for more details! I'm imagining a walrus on the lose, sneaking up behind some tourist, tapping him on the shoulder, the slapping the crap outta him! "It's rude to talk on your cell phone when I'm on stage!"