Intimacy: Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person....

By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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Knock first

By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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You wanker

By dinosaucer - 12/10/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

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So frustratiiiiing

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 12:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Rubbing one out on the sly

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:56 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML

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By DearLord - 03/04/2020 23:00 - Canada

Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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starflyer59 17

Monday 29 April 2013 1:24

look them in the eye and finish like a boss!

Dcm210 19

Monday 29 April 2013 1:23

You shouldn't be doing it in public anyway.

Comments

RodzillaX 30

Monday 29 April 2013 8:58

You're gonna rub yourself blind OP.

finch01 18

Monday 29 April 2013 8:59

most not knock...

Louis1992 9

Monday 29 April 2013 9:23

It's pretty sad how u gotta do it more than once smh

Faff 20

Monday 29 April 2013 9:36

the fact that you say person instead of roommate/familymember confuses me. where you masturbating in public?

Faff 20

Monday 29 April 2013 10:57

were*

spottyblanket 8

Monday 29 April 2013 10:03

Be more considerate of your roommate op.

23Z9TZO 18

Monday 29 April 2013 11:10

Story of my life.

jedawi 13

Monday 29 April 2013 12:32

Wow first FML I read from A fellow Saudi and its about masturbation

Kiyaralovestolol 14

Monday 29 April 2013 12:35

That's just unlucky. FYL

JSever 9

Monday 29 April 2013 12:57

Sounds more like a personal problem

Alhamdulilah 15

Monday 29 April 2013 13:41

This comment got too many positive votes.

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