By busted - 02/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
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perdix 29

They'll give you a free toothbrush in jail ;) Make a shiv out of it and cut your roommate when you get out.

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Sinamoi 18

Unless you're Aladdin, then it's badass.

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Ugi 26

You would have been better arguing with your room-mate that she should replace the brush that she ruined than stealing another, I'm afraid!

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stormchaser24 24

Should have gone to the dentist, would they give you one for free and toothpaste?

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MistaKrista 8

My guess is if they're that broke, they can't afford to go to the dentist.

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VeganVampyre 26

Most Canadians have free healthcare - that includes the dentist, depending what you need done. Unless you have a tongue piercing...

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

If you went to a nearby shelter and asked nicely, I'm sure they would have given you one.

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LennyComa 39

My Dentist gives free Toothbrushes and Toothpaste

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CoconutOil 7

If it is one of those 100 dollar automatic toothbrushes, then this is a really bad story.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I heard petty theft is the highest crime in Bermuda. Is it also in Canada?

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Enslaved 36

They sell 5 for $1. at the dollar store. No excuse for stealing.

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VeganVampyre 26

Not where I live... Here, everything in the dollar store is a dollar. Or more. :/

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Nnycr 4

You won't go to prison (unless you have a habit of stealing toothbrushes) but just use the cat to brush your teeth with until your roomie buys you a new one.

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numbersystem 4

Get yourself a meth addiction. Its a teeth-optional lifestyle.

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Annies 17

if he can’t afford a toothbrush then how tf will he afford meth

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