By busted - 02/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
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perdix 29

They'll give you a free toothbrush in jail ;) Make a shiv out of it and cut your roommate when you get out.

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Sinamoi 18

Unless you're Aladdin, then it's badass.

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Meggles33 1

dont get mad, get even- use her toothbrush to scrub the toilet and the bottom of the litter box.

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Ajwc101 24

"Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush." YDI. Next time don't steal. Sorry about your toothbrush.

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sierraleeannee 13

By the way, it's tongue, not tung. Referring to his profile here ;)

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chey296927413 3

If I were you, I'd make your roommate buy you a new one. Or, I'd do something really nasty to his and not tell him, but laugh every time he brushes his teeth. :)

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hateevryone 14

Im sure you can borrow money from someone to buy a new one.

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mzrobinson 13

You can get a pack of like 4 at the dollar store! Excuses!

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

That's awful I would scrub the toilet with his toothbrush then clean the litter box with his hair brush

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TeddyB88 4

Lmao. Who the hell steals a toothbrush? You have officially succeeded in failing at life with that one retarded moment

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rcgirl2 11

Tell your roomate to get you a new one. She could at least do that.

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BunBunBabe 8

Your roommate is an ass, if they wanted to use a toothbrush to scrub it so bad why would they use yours, not theirs?

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