Miscellaneous: Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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By PoorGal - 19/10/2015 18:04 - United States - New Orleans

Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00

Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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By Emil - 20/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

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By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By disappointment son - 19/05/2017 12:00

Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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CZWolf 0

Friday 6 February 2009 22:22

oh shit. we're talking about lollipops!!!!

liljon3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:29

your 25 and can't afford lollipops?

Comments

woaherlyn 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:16

Ditto to #9.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:16

if you're going to steal some candy; at least go for something good, like a snickers bar ;D and you're supposed to eat it BEFORE you leave, so there's no evidence. P:

yourmumzaman 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:33

HAHAHA when i first saw this fml i couldn't stop laughing although most fml's are probably fake they're still fun to laugh at

silly_kate 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:35

you're my idol!!! ^.^! you'd be even cooler if you bought an old van and wrote 'free candy' on it! that'd be HILARIOUS!!!

ReginaldHLG 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 4:52

Lord knows I would.

Avenging_Angel 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:07

YDI for calling them "lollies".... LOL, I've never heard anyone call them that before, much less a 25 yr old (:

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 13 July 2009 17:06

Epic fail

xxKatieegurlxx 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 5:38

ur fault 4 stealing you hobo

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 6:01

Let me be the voice of reason here. YDI for stealing, especially when you could easily have afforded the 'lollies' (hopefully). Basically, you're an idiot.